1. istehlurvz:

    tres13:

    ffuwaffuwa:

    I only have 4 moods:

    • fuck this
    • fuck that
    • fuck me
    • fuck you

    I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

    • fuck yeah
    • fuck no
    • fuck my life
    • fuck everything

    and don’t forget the inevitable 

    • fuck it
     
  2. Reblog this if you think a woman can wear men’s clothes!

    riversongg:

    I want to prove a point to a friend (well, the point I want to prove is that everyone can dress whatever the fuck they want!)

     
  3. 13:34

    Notes: 12625

    Reblogged from spyderqueen

    Tags: so cuteso adorbsemergency cute

     
  4. 13:08

    Notes: 205

    Reblogged from foodandwine

    Tags: fucking usefuluseful shitkiwi fruit

    foodandwine:

Kiwis are undeniably delicious, but the fuzzy fruits can be chore to peel and eat. On this week’s edition of Mad Genius Tips, F&W Test Kitchen boy wonder Justin Chapple reveals how to peel a kiwi using a spoon. You’ll never choke on fruit fur again! Watch more of F&W’s Mad Genius Tips video series.

    foodandwine:

    Kiwis are undeniably delicious, but the fuzzy fruits can be chore to peel and eat. On this week’s edition of Mad Genius Tips, F&W Test Kitchen boy wonder Justin Chapple reveals how to peel a kiwi using a spoon. You’ll never choke on fruit fur again! Watch more of F&W’s Mad Genius Tips video series.

     
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    Guess the Tom Lehrer song!

(taken at the Rockefeller Center Lego Store)

    Guess the Tom Lehrer song!

    (taken at the Rockefeller Center Lego Store)

     
  6. lawstrade:

    I want you to calculate John’s ideal intake, and mine, to remain in the sweet spot the whole evening.”

    What about urinating in fireplaces?

     
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    The things we do for love…

    The things we do for love…

     
  8. 22:53

    Notes: 272512

    Reblogged from spyderqueen

    Tags: so much cutekittenskittehs

    notyouraverageassh0le:

    The most dangerous breed of blood thirsty predators, Kittens.

    (Source: cutefurrythings)

     
  9. 22:34

    Notes: 61476

    Reblogged from moonblossom

    Tags: signal boost

    Consumer Alert - Trojan Fire & Ice Condoms

    condomdepot:

    CondomDepot-News-HI-consumer-alert-trojan-fire-and-ice

    Upon examining a Trojan Fire & Ice condom, I immediately noticed something was very wrong.

    Read More

     
  10. 21:34

    Notes: 280910

    Reblogged from shinysherlock

    azriona:

    edgebug:

    martinthesassygaylibrarian:

    avenged-wholockian:

    the-jackals:

    msmeiriona:

    HEY FOLLOWERS:

    HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

    ARE YOU HYDRATED?

    IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

    HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

    FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM…